Today On L&D

"Pendulous abdomen."

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

"Lochia squirted out of her."

Awesome.

"Sepsis Neonatorum."

Come again?

"I'm super tired." "I only slept three hours last night." "I only slept one."

This isn't a contest.

"The Hiv."

Really, people?

"I had a great, super nice nurse."

Priceless.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10