Anal Leakage

So these chips someone bought (not me, but thanks for the thought) contain Olestra or Olean.


When you eat these chips, they leave a funny, greasy feeling in your mouth.


And they cause steatorrhea.


Anal leakage.


Eww.  No.


But anyway, I want some chocolate.  Or some peanut butter.  Or some tapioca pudding.  Or some meatloaf.  Or some sausage.


"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities." I Timothy 5:23