I'm at Sam's Club, buying 2 big bags of Halloween candy for the Christian Student Union at NOVA.
Mother leaves me to go to the restroom. Do you see where this is going?
I go to the register to pay for my candy.
The older guy in front of me says to me, and I quote: "That's a lot of candy for one girl."
Me: "That's a lot of coleslaw for one guy." He had like 5 big bags of coleslaw.
Old guy: "I have a lot of meat to go with it."
"Hide me under the shadow of thy wings." Psalms 17:8
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